There comes a day in every young man's life when he realizes he is not a young man, but a girl, sitting at home in pink pajama pants eating one organic apple and one regular apple to see which one tastes better. I want to say organic, but something tells me I should have avoided the observer bias by doing this study blind. I also just accidentally mixed up the last bunch of apple slices and now forget which is which and they all taste the same. And by same I mean delicious.
What a week! I don't think I've been this busy since the last time I was this busy. At the end of yesterday the vortex that is my living room furniture somehow morphed into a giant, couch-sized magnet as I lay there, a giant piece of Amberiron, unable to move yet needing to pee/eat/go to sleep/do laundry. Three of those things finally happened and today, the mystery continues as to whether I am hungry or these jeans REALLY need to be washed...
In other news, I left the house again today in too-little-of-clothing and am now the proud owner of an awesome orange hoodie. It's orange people, and it makes me feel like Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind minus the blue hair and plus the hots for Jim Carey. Let it be known that Army & Navy is the best store ever and I would totally do Ace Ventura. Also John Krasinski, but that's a whole other paragraph.
John Krasinski. Not only would I lend you my orange hoodie, but I would sleep in your bed & actually stay 'till morning. Then I'd make you egg-in-the-hole with organic salsa (or is it??) and we'd talk over coffee; your philosophies on art; Baroque moved you, you loved Mozart. And you'd speak of your loved ones as I clumsily strummed my guitar... And then we'd turn Jewel off because she's depressing us and I'd stop foolishly trying to impress you with my mandolin-games. Because let's face it - John Krasinski looks like he could play a mean, sexy mandolin.
Anyway, surfthechannel.com just called and said I have a good 74 minutes of free tv watching to go before they try and make me PAY to watch 90210 (sorry Dustin), so I'm gonna make like a teenage girl and... go do that.
Yours 'till the banana splits,
aj
look what I can do:
(note: turn head or computer sideways until I figure out how to do this right)
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I wish your posts were longer so that I could bask in their awesomeness just that much more. :)
ReplyDeleteHope you're feeling better.
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PS Did you know John K made a film?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-krasinski19-2009jan19,0,364630.story
I second that...there's a facebook group out there called "I long to be a footnote in a Chuck Klosterman book" or something-ish....I may start another one called "I long to be blogged about by aj"
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